THE BACK STORY

This story is almost word for word what happened when I took my son on a trip for the first time without my wife.  The only difference from the written story is the list of items my wife asked me to do was far longer.

My wife messaged me on my cellphone 4 times before I even got out of the driveway.

Which prompted me to stop the car and text her the final two lines of this story.

I posted this story on Facebook a few years ago and the final line got more shares than I had previously ever received….All the shares were men!

Enjoy this week’s Story Time and please leave comments.

Cheers!

JOHN

THIS WEEK’S STORY

I was packing for an overnight trip with my son. It was the first time my son and I were going away together without my wife.

Wife: “You are going to call me when you get there right?”

Me:   “Yep.”

Wife: “You can also call me when you stop for gas.”

Me:   “Sure.”

Wife: “Don’t forget the emergency kit…just in case.”

Me:   “…ok.”

Wife: “Do you have his medical card? Maybe I should give you my mom’s number just in case I don’t pick up. ”

Me:   “Relax Honey. Nothing bad is going to happen.”

Wife: “He’s with YOU.”

Me:   “What does that mean?”

Wife: “You’re going to do YOU things!”

Me:   “Geesh…he’s seven. What do you think I’m going to do? Give him beer?”

Wife: “…no.”

Me:   “Of course not…the strippers would never let me do that…”