TUESDAY STORIES – PEOPLE AND CARS

My Son: “Hey Daddy…when are we getting a new car?”

Wife: “Yes…this one is old…and it’s getting smelly!”

Me: “What? There is nothing wrong with this old girl.”

My Son: “Why do you call the car a girl?”

Me: “Oh…cars have personalities. People even give names to their cars.”

My Son: “So our car is a girl?”

Me: “Yeah…cars are a lot like girls. Your Mommy is like a car.”

My Son: “How’s Mommy like a car?”

Me: “Well….it’s an older model but the test drive sure was fun! Haha!”

Wife: “Hey!”

My Son: “Huh?”

Wife: “You know Honey…your Daddy is also like a car.”

My Son: “How’s that?”

Wife: “It’s simple and can be easily fixed by hitting it with a hammer…”