I went to do some work in the garden. I noticed a big hole dug into the soil and an abandoned shovel.
Me: “Hey…we’re you digging a hole in the garden?”
My Son: “Yeah.”
Me: “Why?”
My Son: “I was digging to the Underworld.”
Me: “Really? That’s pretty deep. What for?”
My Son: “I was going to invade their kingdom and battle the evil Megadrax and his legion of five headed winged serpents. In victory I would wear a necklace made of their skulls and all demons would fear me as a great warrior.”
